professional hazard

setbacksteakhouse:
setbacksteakhouse:
male fragility
bonus:

muffinpines:
“redesigned my lesbian wall-e humans like the space gay i am
”

redesigned my lesbian wall-e humans like the space gay i am

Ok normally I hate the edgy “what if everyone in this children’s show was actually DEAD and in the AFTERLIFE” type thing but. Total drama island is DEFINITELY set in Hell

paper-mario-wiki:

oftheninthcircle:
Pearl is legally the Queen of England
well, she does fit in over there since she hates the irish so much.

memecollege:

Again, TikTok is Vine 2

hostilemuppet:

hostilemuppet:
they say depressed people arent productive well i just doubled the size of my minecraft farm so hows this dick taste fuckers
this is getting notes again and im just glad we could find solidarity in the form of minecraft and depression

Anonymous asked:

Love is stored in Sally!!!

lesbianchicas answered:

(original)

ambris:
“ iridepigs:
“ twinkcommunist:
“In case anyone’s wondering is because getting an x ray once is so barely harmful that it rounds to zero but standing in front of an x ray emitter 40 hours a week for years will definitely kill you
”
If I go to...

ambris:

iridepigs:
twinkcommunist:
In case anyone’s wondering is because getting an x ray once is so barely harmful that it rounds to zero but standing in front of an x ray emitter 40 hours a week for years will definitely kill you
If I go to the bar and have one drink with the bartender I’ll be fine. If the bartender has a drink with every patron then they will die
This is all true and immediately obvious to anyone who thinks about it for more than 1.5 seconds, but it doesn’t change the fact that “dude goes to egypt to press a button” is still the funniest set of words I’ve read today.

helloitsbees:
“ istandonsnowpiles:
“It’s thirty… foursixer and Slværtcast I guess
”
oh the weather outside is [REDACTED]
”

helloitsbees:

istandonsnowpiles:
It’s thirty… foursixer and Slværtcast I guess
oh the weather outside is [REDACTED]

zippiestrock:

Goodnight, gamers
*despawns*

cockhaver:
“ mockwa:
“Кукуруз
”
Country girls…….. ”

cockhaver:

mockwa:
Кукуруз
Country girls……..

queenbookwench:
“ kalliopeia-musing:
“ sciencingforjesus:
“Oh those poor souls
”
From now on I will interpret any and all “~oh it’s so hard for men right now” as being about these 3 specific dudes, as they seem chill.
”
Reblogging for this specific...

queenbookwench:

kalliopeia-musing:
sciencingforjesus:
Oh those poor souls
From now on I will interpret any and all “~oh it’s so hard for men right now” as being about these 3 specific dudes, as they seem chill.
Reblogging for this specific addition lol

funereal-disease:

this is a strong contender for the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen

fuwsona:

octoexpansionz:
UH OH SISTERS!

worm-disco-ai:

beetledrink:
came across a far side book while thrift shopping and opened it to a random page only to be reminded that gary larsen is the still the funniest comic artist ever to be published
I didn’t see the pie on his face at first and I thought it meant he wasn’t the clear winner because of the emotional tax of killing a clown

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